effemimaniac:

y-counter:

effemimaniac:

idgaf what college those girls went to get your damn shoes off the bed!!

1

nothing wrong with me

(via thecrimsonalchemist)

deadryn:

closet-keys:

I’m sorry, I probably should have just scrolled by cause don’t want to be dragged into weird ahistorical lgbt tumblr discourse but what in the fuck are some of you talking about

(via thecrimsonalchemist)

rapidpunches:

ALT

Sunflowers (1888) by Vincent Van Gogh

(via bunjywunjy)

rimonoroni:

rimonoroni:

do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

“of course this is the bare minimum amount of labor someone must perform to be a human being worthy of being alive! what do you think, rimon?” brother if i told you what i think about this your head would fucking explode.

(via asexual-aquaman)

cithaerons:

tiltctrl:

cithaerons:

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

What about violence in movies?

glad you asked. they also have to show cock.

(via asexual-aquaman)

andhumanslovedstories:

Pick a new year’s resolution, warning this is a legally binding agreement and if I’m 2024 you don’t do what you pick, you will be fined twenty five cents

Procure an accessory so flamboyant it makes people do a visible double take

Learn to identify at least one local plant

Buy a canvas. Paint the canvas. Hang the canvas. That’s art, baby!

Set the fanciest table you can. Wear your nicest clothes. Eat cheap takeout.

Memorize a poem. Length is up to you.

Skip a rock across a body of water at least four times

Watch a movie from the year you were born

Throw out something you bought with high hopes and have never used

Donate to a charity your favorite character would support

Edit a neglected Wikipedia article

Instead of buying a plant, get weirdly over-invested in a particular local shrub

Cloud gaze until you see one that for sure no question looks just like a horse

(via lesbian-moon)

blackchantilly:

I keep thinking about this guy I saw in Dallas.

(via bunjywunjy)

creatinghelen:

troyandabedsnewapartment:

(shaking my 14-year-old self) I was so mean to you but I love you, I love you, love you

I will make it up to you, I promise

(via poopskrillex)

mechatrnsatlanticfoe:

(via garbodude)

dreamyintersexpuppy:

dreamyintersexpuppy:

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

(via garbodude)

sea-creatures-blog:

Today shark is

Angel shark

(via starvingartstudent)

thelilnan:

we failed this year unfortunately (as far as we know) but, in the event that next Christmas is more fortuitous

If Josh Groban And Michael Bublé Had Passionate Gay Yuletide Sex Who Would Top

Bublé

Groban

(via lesbian-moon)

monsieurenjlolras:

iosonomer-blog:

I need to know the rules!!!! What are the guidelines for what the vehicle has to be?

(via bunjywunjy)

genderfluid-druid:

genderfluid-druid:

hurr hurr I’m a human body hurr hurr I’m gonna solve all my problems using mucus

“i require more fluids” well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

(via atlasisreal)

paneerlajwanti:

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

(via thesevenumbrellas)